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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Premier League teams in the red

The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
It's up to Nick Tumman to kick off this week's efforts. 'Following their eviction from "The Theatre of Dreams", United staff set off on foot for Manchester, in the vain hope of following Carlos Tevez ...'
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
'Liverpool's debt forces them to accept scaled-down plans for their new stadium,' reveals Laurence Jones
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
'The worrying thing is, this isn’t too far from the truth,' says a rather gloomy Adam Michie
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
Rayner Simpson reckons Sir Alex is partial to a bit of daytime TV. 'During an ad break in Jeremy Kyle, the Manchester United boss suddenly wonders if anyone will miss the Club World Cup trophy that’s been cluttering up his living room'
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
Some breaking news from Jason Froggett as details of the Glazer’s fire sale emerge ...
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
'I tried to think of something hilarious to do but then I realised they'd done all the comedy for me,' parps John Allen
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
This from David Mills: 'My favourite team in the red, promoting the concept of borrowing beyond your means'
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
John O'Reilly couldn't decide whether Cristiano Ronaldo looked more fetching in red ...
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
... or in a more flowery number
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
Al Balmer's also been dithering a bit, offering no less than three captions. Take your pick from:
'What shall we sell first?'
or 'We'd better take steak off the menu'
or 'Servicing that loan has given me a right thirst'
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
Al's second effort though needs no explanation
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
And here's some more Portsmouth-bashing: 'Pompey's desperate struggle for players left them with few options,' titters Will Wilson
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
'Manchester United and Liverpool finally find an investor willing to help them out,' chortles Bert Ayers
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
And here's Bert's second offering: 'First Fernando was holding the sign, but Rafa was worried it would give everyone the wrong impression'
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
'Mancini hammers Benítez, Ferguson and Grant in the annual Premier League Monopoly Tournament,' chirps Mike Petchey
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
'The boy didn't want to go, but we felt their offer was too good to turn down,' parps Phil Brown. Yes it took us a while to spot Wayne Rooney in the window too ...
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
Tom Nycz-Losi ends things on a political note: 'Personally I don't see what the issue is. Come May and it's all going to be OK ...'
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