'Daniel Sturridge was taking the challenge to make sure Luis Suárez wasn't missed at Liverpool a little too literally,' chortles George Dyson Photograph: Photomontage'Given Chelsea's policy in doling out loans, perhaps José Mourinho actually thinks he's working here?' hoots Bill RaddlerPhotograph: Photomontage'The annual sack race is underway already!' cheers Matt ByronPhotograph: Photomontage
'West Ham fans weren't all that surprised to find out that Big Sam had been using a dated version of Championship Manager to influence his tactics for some years,' chuckles Mark SmithPhotograph: Photomontage'José Mourinho will be hoping his little horses become thoroughbreds this season. One is definitely due for the knackers yard though …' snorts Thomas Nycz-LosiPhotograph: Photomontage'I must not confuse predictions with wishful thinking. I must not confuse predictions with wishful thinking. I must not confuse predictions with wishful thinking. I must not confuse predictions with wishful thinking I must not confuse predictions with wishful thinking…' writes Gareth Griffiths Photograph: Photomontage'Fraser Forster aka The Great Wall will have his work cut out for him as the demolished Saints look to quickly rebuild,' reckons Chris ReillyPhotograph: Photomontage
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