'Ivan Gazidis and Arsène Wenger play a quick game of Guess Who? to determine the results of Arsenal's transfer window,' chuckles Richard Nash Photograph: Photomontage'José and co will be hoping that their tasty new Chilean will feed his team-mates with a variety of crisp passes,' puns Jake Marsh of the Chelsea player on loan at Vitesse ArnhemPhotograph: Photomontage'Paulinho had a dream. He wanted to lead the new Faces,' parps George O'Riley Photograph: Photomontage
'I am here to save you from James Milner, my sons!' guffaws Dave SinclairPhotograph: Photomontage'Can Wolfie make the step up from BDO to the Premier League?' ponders Chris WilkersonPhotograph: Photomontage'José Mourinho now has so many attacking midfielders, he'll have to invent a new system to fit them all in,' observes Matt Byron Photograph: guardian.co.uk'When Manchester United told David Moyes he could do some shopping, this wasn't the supermarket sweep they had in mind,' reports Dale Winton's biggest fan Sarah AlthorpePhotograph: Photomontage'Just a couple of lads being lads,' sniggers Sean Lightheart of Tottenham's new arrivalsPhotograph: Photomontage
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