Premier League goes global

"Copper 1: Fancy a hot dog Guv?
Copper 2: No thanks Terry, I'm going for a curry with the missus later."
The frightening thing is that Sean Kearney might not be too far off the reality with this effort. Photograph: /x

Adrian Moore uses a Gallery staple to get all political and hard-hitting. Photograph: /x

Taka Kataoka takes the Premier League's world tour to its logical conclusion. Photograph: /x

"3.45pm January 8 2011, and the bosses of the Britney Spears Premiership admit they are a bit disappointed by the turnout for the top of the table clash in Western Sahara," cackles Andew Tatem. Photograph: /x

John Mosedale sees the world through the eyes of a Premier League suit. Photograph: /x

Dan Hunt reckons he's got to the bottom of Scudamore's scheme: "Increasing global spending, helping to bring an end to the world's financial problems - the humanitarian reason behind what we all thought was selfish money grabbing." Photograph: /x

The Premier League could do worse than make use of the Photoshop skills of Craig Gardiner for their worldwide advertising. Photograph: /x

"I reckon the language barrier has got to be the main hurdle in front of English football's globalisation ..." titters Martin Nicholson. Photograph: /x

"Even Satan learned never to trust Scudamore," says Dean Moriarty, who clearly had the brainwave of a riff on The 39 Steps, struggled to think where to run with it, and then played safe by throwing in Beelzebub and the Premier League's chief executive. Photograph: /x

Drew Ellis clearly hasn't been to many matches recently, where punters are regularly 'entertained' by the Bladettes, the Palace Crystals, the Ashton Gate Angels or similar during the Bovril break. Still, the chunky little Michael Essien made us smile. Photograph: /x