The new 50 Cent album is not reviewed in the new OMM. This is a shame, because it's bound to be a work of brilliance. I mean, just look at these pictures from the sleeve book:
That's right: it's 50 literally eating a gun. The salt cellar is a particularly inspired touch. Elsewhere there are some shots of 50 in a classy suit, smoking a cigar; and four of him with a buxom lass in just her smalls wrapped around him. There's even a hint of pubic hair. 50's pubic hair, that is. The point is, we couldn't review the album, Curtis, because his record label wouldn't send us one in time for our deadlines. So there went our plans to team it with the new Kanye. Oh well. I'm sure it sounds amazing.
