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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment

Porn film opening scenes

Two girls and a plumber
'Is that a spanner in your pocket?' ... the faulty plumbing scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
An injured rollerskater and a girl on rollerblades
'I've got some really great sticking plasters back at my flat' ... the painful rollerskating accident scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
A girl pours water on herself
Ladies, beware of this common household accident ... the spillage scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
A man watches two women grieve after a funeral
'They say grief comes in five stages. But I know a sixth' ... the funeral parlour scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
A pizza boy delivers food
'I hear someone in there's got a big appetite' … the improbably-named pizza delivery scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
Two men enjoy a game of chess
'I always knew I was a pawn star' … the friendly game of chess scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
Two furniture-delivery men move a sofa for a female customer
'Put it with all the other sofas, please' ... the furniture delivery scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
Two men and a women discuss the aftermath of a car collision
'The turbo setting is just for special occasions' ... the underground car park scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
A caveman and cavewoman
'I think the politics of 20th-century pornography are positively Neanderthal' ... the 10,000BC (Before Contraception) scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
A woman touches her friend's giant pumpkin
'Did you know 80% of breast implants are actually grown in fields near Scottsbluff, Nebraska?' … the country-fair scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
Two men in an office
'Our company has a very strict policy on sexual harassment' … the office scenario Photograph: <a href="http://www.usefulphotography.com/">usefulphotography.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kkoutlet.com/">kkoutlet.com</a>
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