Jumping the shark
The trailer for Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! features just about every Hollywood star you forgot about, including Bo Derek, Frankie Muniz and, yes, The Hoff. Watch here.
Vegas residency
Making an unlikely appearance in MegaCity 1 is Johnny Vegas, whose doughy features turn up in this month’s issue of Judge Dredd.
What a Turner-round
Good news, wrestling fans/people who hate libertarians: former WWE star CM Punk lays the smackdown on Frank Turner in the latter’s video for The Next Storm. See it here.
A Stark reminder
Still reeling from that Game Of Thrones finale? Slate has a GoT graveyard where you can pay your respects to you know who, along with every other major character who died on the show (it’s a big graveyard).
Mod complex
“They’re doing my pose in photos, ripping us off… I think they’re fucking appalling.” Slaves join “everyone else in pop music” on Sleaford Mods’ shit list.
Love at first fight
In “awww” news, the stunt doubles of Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron’s Mad Max: Fury Road found time for romance in between punching each other in the face, and are now married.
Funny boiler
A Deadly Adoption, Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig’s send-up of bad Lifetime movies, has a trailer, which is so unerringly accurate that you might think it’s just a bad Lifetime movie. Watch here.
