Downward doggy-style
The artwork for Miguel’s new album Wildheart has raised eyebrows this week. Sources have not yet confirmed whether it comes with a tantric yoga booklet.
Miley irregular
“You don’t know what a cloud is/ Why does everything I love have to die?” – Miley Cyrus continues to push the envelope with a new song dedicated to her dead blowfish for Happy Hippie’s Backyard Sessions.
Bolton ponderers
Just what is it that makes Game Of Thrones producers so keen on rape scenes? Ramsay Bolton’s assault on Sansa Stark last week was not just revolting but almost entirely predictable.
Paid in full
Rappers Lil Wayne and Wiz Khalifa will now DJ your party for $60,000 and $25,000, respectively. A snip, really, when you consider a Paris Hilton set costs $250,000.
No cam dude
Stand-up star and general dude Hannibal Burres is preventing punters from filming his shows by making them keep their phones in a signal-blocking pouch, which can only be unlocked with a special key.
No business like bro-business
The dreaded Entourage movie looms ever closer, like some Ray Ban-wearing Godzilla. Can’t wait til 19 June? Here are eight clips, featuring boats, parties and self-serving celeb appearances aplenty, watch here.
Artful lodgers
Huzzah! Tom Rosenthal and Naz Osmanoglu’s web comedy Flat TV, where the minutiae of the pair’s lives are reported via the media of Sky Sports News and The X Factor, has been picked up by BBC3.