Zoning out
Finally, a self-help book we can all get behind – Tim & Eric’s Zone Theory, in which the gonzo comedy pair offer up “seven easy steps to achieve a perfect life” and/or indoctrinate the reader into a bizarre cult.
C.R.E.A.M ale
A Philadelphia brewery is making a Wu-Tang inspired beer: Ain’t Nothing To Funk With is being fermented using vibrations from the group’s albums and boasts an very unWu-like “spicy pineapple and orange-tart” flavour.
Caped fear
Further evidence that video game music is more exciting than actual music right now: Trent Reznor is the music consultant for the forthcoming Batman: Arkham Knight.
Tales of the totally expected
Failing entirely to grasp the concept of a “surprise” album, Grimes has announced that hers will be released in October. We bet she tells everyone the ending of The Sixth Sense as well.
Kurt vile
Kurt Sutter, creator of the brutal Sons Of Anarchy, shows no signs of entering PG territory any time soon. His next series? The Bastard Executioner, a period drama about a ruthless knight in the court of Edward I.
I’ll be (at the) back
Terminator Genisys cast member Matt Smith hasn’t appeared in any of the upcoming film’s trailers, fuelling speculation that he has a mega-important, top-secret role. Well, either that or he’s playing a complete no-mark.
A Joly good time
Good news if you’re feeling nostalgic for that summer in 2000 when everyone screamed “HELLO” into their Nokia 3310s: Trigger Happy TV is being revived.
