Ever felt like eating Simon Cowell's face? Neither has Monkey - but a restaurant chain obviously thinks there is a market for edible X Factor judges after devising a range of pizzas emblazoned with the faces of Mr Nasty and the rest of the gang. Or it could be a blatant publicity attempt that Monkey has just fallen for. D'oh! The Rossopomodoro chain - three restaurants in London, folks! - said it decided to create the pizzas to mark The X Factor finale tomorrow night. It has also been selling pizzas named after the three finalists, but managing director Simone Flaco says he won't reveal who is the most popular as it will "spoil the surprise". So Monkey remains on tenterhooks. Now, where's that pizza delivery number?
