Kit Malthouse wants the next Met chief to be "pretty boring", apparently. I gather that by "boring" he means safe and uncontroversial. Others will be confirmed in their view that he means Sir Paul Stephenson. Expect Jacqui to come up with someone in skin-tight gold lame any time soon. Meanwhile, Tarique Ghaffur is on the point of settling and Brian Paddick's been making waves at the De Menezes inquest. It's all happening in Plodworld, though what is happening is anyone's guess.
Update, 14.13: More on this from Londonist. Very droll.