How about this for a combination of police heavy-handedness and plod jargon? Manchester Evening News photographer Sean Wilton was arrested while taking pictures of a brawl outside a Manchester court.
A Greater Manchester Police spokesman later said: "A photographer was arrested to prevent a breach of the peace and on suspicion of obstructing a police officer.
"Officers brought the situation under control and the photographer was de-arrested and subsequently released."
De-arrested! As a commenter to HoldTheFrontPage pointed out, the police managed to violate both freedom of the press and the English language.