Pippa Middleton is at it again, handing out those tablets of wisdom in her various columns. The answer to the Middle East question, is, she posits, falafel and she offers an insightful guide to Wimbledon in Vanity Fair. "Leave enough time to get to the tennis," she advises. "Otherwise you might feel in a rush". Well, the Independent's Deborah Ross has got her own tips for Pippa. "Unless you are a natural born half-wit, or have suffered a brain injury, a hallucinogenic drug will prove of assistance should you ever wish to get from the beginning of Pippa's words to where she finishes. But remember: take it before you want it to kick in. Yes, do that. It so helps." Independent P18
