It's great to see Piers Morgan isn't taking himself too seriously. In this month's GQ (in the shops from Thursday, kiddies) the professional egotist interviews himself about the oh-so-jolly highlights of his fascinating pseudo-celebrity life. So Piers, how good are you in bed? "Oh Piers ... I'm not good - I'm GREAT!" And Piers, have you ever broken the law? "I once got caught fare dodging on the tube and had to pay a fine, and it gave me the shock of my life. Since then, with the ignoble exception of repeatedly being done for speeding, I have stayed on the right side of the law." The tone descends ... which famous women would he most like to be trapped with on a desert island? "Cindy Crawford, Scarlett Johansson and Delia Smith. I wouldn't expect the first two to do any cooking. Or wear any clothes." This is the man who berated fellow TV presenters Graham Norton, Jonathan Ross and Alan Carr in today's Daily Star for their lack of journalistic integrity. Piers, please. "They are entertainers who wouldn't know a good journalistic questions if it bit them on their backsides," he ranted. So then, Piers, do tell us more about the women you'd least like to share a desert island ... oh, actually don't bother.
