"Diana had three people in her marriage – I've got more than three million. And I'm tired of it," wails self-confessed "Twitter widow" Celia Walden about hubster Piers Morgan (followers: 3,196,324 and counting) in Tuesday's Daily Telegraph. Waldo, not a Twitter user herself, you see, blames the social network for PM missing key events including his daughter's first step – "too busy taunting Alan Sugar about the size of his 'follower count'". Is there ever a day the shy and retiring one isn't taunting sirallun? Naturally, Piers retweeted the article. Celia, you should be grateful – at least while he's tweeting you presumably don't have to listen to him talk.
