Laura Tobin was the centre of attention on Monday's episode of Good Morning Britain when she flashed her legs in a red miniskirt.
In fact, her pins were clearly on Piers Morgan's mind when he went on air as he launched straight into a rant about them.
The TV host, 54, claimed he hadn't had his makeup done properly because his stylist was too busy working on Laura's legs.
He said the weather woman's limbs were so pasty that they needed brightening up with makeup.
Piers explained: "My lovely makeup artist, I don't want to to denigrate her in any way at all, she was preoccupied with massaging Laura Tobin's legs."
The comment baffled his co-host Susanna Reid, who asked: "I beg your pardon?"
Piers continued: "[She was] trying to make them look less bottle white.
"That's fine but as the seconds and then minutes tick by and we got to three minutes to six I was like, 'Is there any danger of you moving your hands from Laura's thighs and putting them on to my face?'
"Which is not a movement I would have normally protested about."
Laura admitted: "The legs were very white."
He said: "If you're wondering why I've only got half makeup on that's why, because Laura's legs were deemed more important, a bigger priority for the team."
But Susanna had no time for Piers' whingeing, joking he was "under cared for".
Richard Arnold him: "No matter has ever looked better or ever will."
"I'm being slowly disenfranchised," Piers moaned.
