
Surprise, surprise, Piers Morgan is up in arms about something... again.
This time, it’s the possibility of James Bond being played by a woman.
The broadcaster shared his views on the matter in his Daily Mail column where he accused “the woke brigade” of ruining everything “that’s good or fun in life.”
He also described 007 – the super-spy is also a notorious womanizer – as “virtually the last real man standing in a Hollywood”, which he said had been “neutered by the emasculating cult of illiberal liberal fascists”. Wow.
Morgan’s rant was in response to comments made by UK Labour party leader Keir Starmer who, when asked on Morgan’s former gig Good Morning Britain if he had a favourite Bond out of the seven actors who have portrayed the character over the decades, replied: “I don’t have a favourite Bond, but I do think it’s time for a female Bond.”
*NEW COLUMN*
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 30, 2021
James Bond is about the last real man standing in Hollywood and if the woke warriors dare make him a woman I’m going to campaign for Wonder Woman to be a man.https://t.co/pTJ6R3BHjw via @MailOnline
“He had no reason to do this,” Morgan wrote.
Morgan also said it was “ironic” that Starmer “seems woefully unable to define what a woman even is” – referring to the Labour leader’s comment saying it is “not right” to say only women have a cervix because it’s not inclusive enough for trans men.
Elsewhere, Morgan noted that former Bond star Pierce Brosnan and actor Chris Hemsworth would like to see a female in the role, but than an abundance of other people involved with the franchise – namely Daniel Craig, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Barbara Broccoli and Sir Roger Moore – have expressed similar opinions to Morgan that Bond should remain a male lead.
People have taken to Twitter to share their thoughts on Morgan’s latest meltdown and many didn’t mince their words when it came to expressing their views.
this guys triggers are absolutely insane i can't breathe https://t.co/9Pycagzk42
— Amy B (@amebbbb) September 30, 2021
This SCREAMS like something an “edgy” teenager would say lmao grow up already https://t.co/GgMeqsWs2b
— Ice Cold Fo-Yo (@TheOnlyFoFo) September 30, 2021
We now go live to Piers Morgan https://t.co/ec5erIRpjF pic.twitter.com/N2R9MnOQyU
— Stephen Minihane (@SMinihane87) September 30, 2021
The classic "having a big public sob about something that will never happen" column https://t.co/15nTj9ER1I
— Philip Matthews (@secondzeit) September 30, 2021
Never seen anyone more misogynistic and sexist man that Morgan. https://t.co/adPaOfLVDm
— Yojana Phadnis (@YojPhadnis) October 1, 2021
https://t.co/SHQjBp8FjU pic.twitter.com/KvBzqh2T02
— Ed (@iBrowsie) October 1, 2021
Noone cares. Absolutely noone. I'm a woman. I don't care. Bond doesn't need to be a woman. You don't either but you're just stirring up the same divisive bull that's got this country where it is now.
— Rachele (@_Rachele_) September 30, 2021
If you were a true patriot you'd stop spewing this clickbait crap. https://t.co/EC6JGLP1RK
Imagine being so sad that this is something you think about. https://t.co/3MpZ3AHDsJ
— Richard Hills (@richardhills777) September 30, 2021
Someone come and collect their Da https://t.co/HiYohBPaYH
— Air Jackson (@flyAirJackson) October 1, 2021
The audacity of this man spending the last 5 years calling feminists and trans allies snow flakes, when the mention of Meghan Markle, criticism of the Queen, the colour pink, or any criticism of his behaviour makes him spiral into a tantrum https://t.co/XEHDpyGtb8
— ***** (@bigbippidystrop) October 1, 2021
While others were quick to point out to Morgan that James Bond is actually a fictional character... so it's really not that deep (he was reminded of something similar earlier this week).
Except he’s not a real man at all Piers. He is entirely fictional. https://t.co/T22QLik2kC
— Madelaine jane (@MadsJane) September 30, 2021
Bond isn't a real person https://t.co/sjC3IUklCZ
— jord (@jordthegeez) September 30, 2021
The last "real man" in Hollywood is apparently *checks notes* fictional. https://t.co/vUolmaEjym
— Nick Piers (@NickPiers) September 30, 2021
You know James Bond isn't a real man right, you know he's a fictional character?
— Rich (@enduringrich) September 30, 2021
Though there were some people that did agree with Morgan’s sentiments.
Don't agree with everything Piers Morgan says but do agree with this https://t.co/p4z8hMRbdQ
— Graham B (@lennyb1983) October 1, 2021
Well articulated and totally agree! 👍👍👍 https://t.co/PnM3XzJHUU
— Jeane’s Standard (@wittythinkerby) September 30, 2021
I always find it slightly disconcerting to agree with Piers about anything... https://t.co/vOY9icdbYd
— So over it (@wine_wife) September 30, 2021
Have to agree 100%. Just like Lara Croft is a women lol. Make a new franchise in the same universe and call it 009 or some sh*% like that. I think a women lead in that kind of role would slap. https://t.co/yMISv8xrFn
— Grant (@TheGrantLind) September 30, 2021
Hes got a point https://t.co/w8oWA5WC5p
— Eva (@evasimpson17) September 30, 2021
Morgan ended the column, writing: “I’ll fight until the last drop of my blood to save him from the woke wastrels.”
It’s good to see Morgan picking such an important issue to throw his energy at.