And now, more from the longest-running feud in medialand - Piers Morgan v the News of the World's TV critic, Ian Hyland. Morgan recently complained that Hyland kept going on about him in his column. He continues to insist, said Morgan in his Mail on Sunday column, "with an almost wondrous lack of self-awareness – that I'm pointless". "As a result I am now forced to upgrade him to official stalker status, and have reluctantly alerted the relevant authorities," the shy and retiring one adds. Morgan also dubs him "Ian 'God, I'd love to be on anything but Five late-night' Hyland". So who is it that appears alongside Hyland on Channel Five's late(ish) night documentary, Simon Cowell: Where Did It All Go Right?, at 10pm tonight? Why, none other than Piers "Oh I've ended up in a late-night Five show myself" Morgan.
