Peter Odemwingie | The Gallery

'The situation between Clarke and Odemwingie reminded me of scenes in How I Met Your Mother. Lily left Marshall to have more excitement in her life, but returned, asking for forgiveness. Odemwingie left Clarke to try and go to QPR, but he has returned, and will have to ask for Clarke's forgiveness,' sobs Sion-Gwilym Thomas Photograph: Photomontage

'Like Richard III before him, the mystery of Odemwingie's disappearance on 2013 deadline day is finally revealed … in 2302,' parps Jonathan Perera Photograph: Photomontage

'Everybody's talkin' at me/I don't hear a word they're saying/only the echoes of my mind,' croons Al Balmer Photograph: Photomontage

'Not wanting to disappoint any of his fans Peter went for a hybrid kit at the Hawthorns,' chuckles Gus Stanier Photograph: Photomontage

This week's customary Back To The Future effort comes courtesy of Andrew Gellender: 'Odemwingie needs a time machine to seal his move to QPR' Photograph: Photomontage

'Sorry Peter, Clarky just ain't picking up,' deadpans Gordon Green Photograph: Photomontage

'Due to a breakdown in communication, Saint Peter found himself locked out of the gates to QPR heaven,' chides Chris Allen Photograph: Photomontage

While Louis Mills rounds things off with a take on the not so Great Escape Photograph: Photomontage