Peter Kenyon

John Barry thinks our Peter is just misunderstood. "Like Hellboy, Peter was having trouble convincing the Roman army he was really a good guy!" Photograph: x

"Evil has its winning ways ... unless John Terry's on the spot," guffaws Damian Hook Photograph: x

Chris McMillan's effort is more Chelsea than Peter Kenyon specifically, but we'll let him off because it's glorious Photograph: x

We're fairly certain Adam Williams' entry is just a vehicle to get the words 'chocolate Kaka' on the internet Photograph: x

"What Peter Kenyon says and what Peter Kenyon does can be two very different things," observe Connor and Ben McClean, sagely Photograph: x

We're assuming the medal in Adrian Moore's entry is of the runners-up variety Photograph: x

"Kenyon couldn't quite shake off his Manchester United past," chortles John Barry in direct contradiction with his earlier effort Photograph: x

"Kenyon gathers his financial advisers," sniggers Steve Sellman Photograph: x