Peter Crouch has had more than his share of comical moments throughout his career - from the "virgin" line, to the robot dance, he is one of the games true characters.
So it's no real surprise the former England striker has a favourite song about him from his playing days - and it's a true gem.
Having enjoyed a professional career which spanned over two decades, Crouch played for numerous clubs including Tottenham , Aston Villa and Liverpool .
But it was during his breakthrough at one of his first sides QPR, where the fans came up with a tune that he counts as his favourite, after he moved to Loftus Road for £60,000.
He told 'This Feeling' presenters Laura Whitmore and Gordon Smart how he was nicknamed after 'Only Fools and Horses' TV character Rodney Trotter - played by Nicholas Lyndhurst - as a kid, with QPR fans coming out with their song to the shows theme tune years later.
Crouch sang: "No income tax, no vat. 60 grand transfer fee. Black or white, rich or poor, Peter Crouch is gonna score. God bless Peter Crouch."
The 38-year-old made 47 appearances for the Hoops during a one season spell, scoring 12 goals in the process.
But Crouch admitted if he hadn't have been a footballer, he'd have fancied a career as a musician.
"I would have loved it," he said. "I feel like I'm a frontman with no talent. I'd love to be up there but I have no musical talent.
"I played 'Three Blind Mice' on the recorder when I was a kid and that was the extent of it really.
"We've talked about it with [Kasabian star] Serge [Pizzorno] loads, we've had the discussion, because he's a big football fan and he's a good player.
"I always said to him: 'Would you swap it? Headlining Glastonbury or scoring the winner in the Champions League final?
"I'm more of a Bez [from the band Happy Mondays], give me some maracas, or I'll do a bit of the triangle."
When quizzed on who would make up his band of footballers, Crouch added: "[Wayne] Rooney fancies himself as a singer. He'd be a decent frontman.
"Gareth Barry, strong bass. 100 per cent bass. He'd hold it all together, he'd be like the [Rolling] Stones - around for years. And he gets away with murder."
Smart then suggested the drummer would need to be a bit crazy, with Crouch naming Rooney, David Bentley, Jonathan Woodgate and Lee Hendrie among the liveliest "characters" he's played with, but settled on a former opponent.
"Drummer, well Petr Cech," Crouch added. "He is an actual drummer."
Peter Crouch was speaking on Episode 11 of Red Stripe Presents: This Feeling TV .
