Boy oh boy, the Mirror gets its money's worth today from Pete Doherty! Today's revelations include:
Kate accused him of flirting with some groupies (oh wait, that was in yesterday's paper)
Kate's no longer taking drugs (oh wait, that was in yesterday's paper)
Kate had a birthday earlier this year (hold the front page)
Kate dumped him (oh wait, we knew that)
He's a bit upset (umm....)
He is "desperate" to kick the habit (errr...)
Oh wait, we're forgetting to mention that it "kills" him and he feels "a bit betrayed" that his mum wrote a book about him. Obviously, him flogging pictures of Kate to the tabloid that shopped her to the police two years ago in no way conflicts with Pete's keen awareness of of moral behaviour.
And he's dyed his hair blonde.
Let the descent into ignominy commence!
