Personal trainer Chris Goodwin went on a truly weird rant during Channel 5's Britain's Parking Hell 2020.
Chris, nicknamed "The Greek Stallion", claimed that his muscle-laden physique means regular parking bays just won't cut it for him.
"I'm a muscle-model champion," he bragged, "I'm a beast. Even if there are parking bays, I never bloody use them.
"I'll just go and park in the same parent-and-child [bay], even if I'm on my own - I always do it."
Chris added that he takes a Devil-may-care attitude to the criticism he receives as he stretched out the peculiar tirade.
"I don't give a c*** what people think of me," he continued, "I'll do what I want. I can't fit out of my car - I'm too big.
"I don't think it's selfish. I really don't.
"People take it way over the top because you're parking in a bloody parent-and-child bay. They want to fight you like Mike Tyson would.
"I still think anybody should be able to park there and that's not being selfish."
The 20 stone lad also wants his own spot: "I think I should have my own bay saying, 'The Greek Stallion's Bay.'"
He recalled a confrontation with a disgruntled woman who had a go at him for using the parent-and-child bays.
Still, Chris brushed it off and said that his pregnant partner, with him at the time, needed to be able to get out.
"When people are taking up lines in parking bays or using two spaces," he raged, "That's annoying but if someone needs to use the parent-and-child bay they should be able to do it without any judgement."
