Andre Drummond is reportedly set to become a Cleveland Cavalier… which makes absolutely no sense.
The Pistons were trying to get rid of Andre Drummond so they wouldn’t have to pay him a ridiculous amount of money this offseason to stay in basketball purgatory.
That makes perfect sense, right? They wanted to get something back for Drummond instead of just letting him walk for nothing. That’s prudent General Managing, if I do say so myself.
Now, let’s see, what did they get back… Brandon Knight? John Henson? And a second round pick? WHAT?
Fam… a ham sandwich would’ve been just as good. What are the Pistons doing?
The internet was trying to figure it out, too. Obviously, we’re all clueless.
This trade is super weird, man. Not only does it not make sense, it puts the Pistons right back on this weird wheel of mediocrity that they’ll run on forever and ever.
Oh no. The Pistons… the Pistons are a hamster.
Good luck this season, Pistons fans. You’re going to need it.
