There’s still so much we don’t know about the human mind, especially the unconscious part. Where do dreams come from? Why do they feel so real? And what exactly happens when the brain forgets to hit the mute button?
Completely unfiltered and entirely unplanned, sleep talking turns us into stand-up comedians without us even knowing it—provided there’s someone around to hear the performance, of course.
To show just how strange and funny those moments can be, we collected some of the funniest things people have said while out cold.
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