It's NCAA Tournament time, which means everybody becomes an expert on college basketball and tries to predict the Final Four.
Of course, it always seems to be the person who knows the least about college basketball who wins the office pool, so that's why I've thrown expert analysis out and come up with a more scientific model that has served me well.
The process of picking a winner and the Final Four becomes a lot easier if you first eliminate teams that have no shot of getting to the promised land. But in order to do that, you must first develop categories that automatically disqualify teams.
So, here are mine: