Former Cheeky Girl beau and Liberal Democrat MP Lembit Opik is to rejoin the Daily Sport as its political columnist this week. Opik, who alongside his regular TV appearances represents Welsh constituency Montgomeryshire, will pen a weekly Friday column for the paper. Monkey can't wait to see what HARD THRUSTING and RED HOT issues Opik will delve into each week. Quentin Letts, your days may be numbered.
