Park Ji-sung

"South Park Ji Sung?" offers Martin Nicholson tentatively. Photograph: x

"It was the hair that did it," giggles Alex Bozic. We're not sure how popular Park would be in Oasis, though, Alex. He might have been happier with Simply Red Photograph: /x

"Some say Ferguson only bought him to sell shirts in Asia ..." Howard Jones, you cynic, you. Photograph: x

"Where does Fergie get all his pacey players from," wonders Arran Poultney. Photograph: x

"Ji-sung is lost for words as a friend from home pays a surprise visit to United’s title-clincher at Stamford Bridge," titters Sean Kearney. Photograph: /x

"Bianca knew she was never going to get her job on the market stall back because Park Ji-sung is the best at flogging shirts out East," chuckles Mark Boyd Photograph: /x

We have the suspicion that John Barry was waiting for a Patrice Evra gallery for this one, but just couldn't hold on to it any longer Photograph: /x

"Imagine my delight whilst browsing through a Gwangju back-street record shop," writes a slightly unhinged Ian Hudson. "I also picked up an electro-jazz EP by WBA's Kim Do-heon. Bonus." Photograph: /x

"He comes from the east, but he's the pride of the north," parps Joseph Duca, who offers a variation on the South Park theme. Just don't look at their faces for too long - they've started to freak us out Photograph: /x

"Park Ji-sung lasts longer, much longer," offers an apologetic Jamie Smith Photograph: /x