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Jason Stockwood

Pandemonium and pure joy: how my club Grimsby beat impossible odds to stun United

Grimsby’s Jaze Kabia is all smiles as fans and players enjoy the famous win at home to Manchester United.
Grimsby’s Jaze Kabia is all smiles as fans and players enjoy the famous win at home to Manchester United. Photograph: Paul Currie/Shutterstock

Some nights you know, even as they’re happening, will stay with you for ever. Wednesday night at Blundell Park was one of them. A full house, the world’s media watching, and Grimsby Town delivering the sort of performance that will be told and retold in pubs, workplaces and playgrounds for decades.

The pitch looked perfect under the lights. The performance was even better. When Manchester United’s manager, Ruben Amorim, admitted afterwards that “the best team won”, it felt like a moment of truth. For once, the cameras weren’t pointing at the Premier League’s aristocrats but at a small port town on the Humber. For once, the headlines belonged to us.

I caught the train into town, something I rarely do now. I needed to be early for media duties. My wife drove later with the kids and a few friends. I don’t think I’ve been more popular than I was this week, with United in town.

From the first whistle there was belief. When Charles Vernam opened the scoring in the 22nd minute, it felt like the roof came off. Tyrell Warren, once a United player, made it 2–0 after André Onana’s error. United looked stunned.

Of course they came back. Bryan Mbeumo pulled one back with 15 minutes to play. Harry Maguire headed an equaliser in the 89th minute. For a moment it felt inevitable, like the story would end the way it usually does.

But we held on and deservedly took one of the biggest clubs in the world to penalties. And those penalties went on and on. Ten each, then 11. Finally, Mbeumo hit the bar. Twelve-eleven to Grimsby. Pandemonium. United beaten by a club from League Two. A pitch invasion. The collective joy that only football can deliver.

The romance of the cup is a cliche, but nights like this prove why it matters. David and Goliath. The underdog upsetting the natural order. A squad whose wage bill could be covered by one opposition player’s pay packet. And yet heart, organisation and bravery found a way.

It’s easy to be cynical about modern football. The billions in the Premier League. The sense that money dictates everything. But this was a reminder of why we keep showing up. It was for the fans who trudge home in the rain after another defeat but come back the next week. For the kids who kick a ball on a patch of grass between housing estates. For everyone who believes football is still about belonging, not balance sheets. And for one glorious night, every seat was full, everyone dared to hope the impossible could happen. It did, and the world had to pay attention.

That’s the real victory. Not just the penalties, or the headlines, or the memes about Amorim being “sacked in the morning”. It’s knowing we reminded ourselves of who we are. That we showed, even against impossible odds, that belief can change the script.

So yes, Manchester United will recover. Their season will roll on. But here, in Great Grimsby, it’s a night we’ll never forget. To paraphrase a famous Norwegian commentator: Mick Hucknall. James Nesbitt. Rachel Riley. Usain Bolt. Stormzy. Rory McIlroy. Some blokes from Guildford. Your boys took one hell of a beating.

Jason Stockwood is the co-owner of Grimsby Town

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