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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Hadley Freeman

Pamela Anderson takes the cake, etc and so forth

Some of us celebrate our birthdays with a trip with friends to Pizza Express for a Veneziana (save Venice!) Some do it by staying in and weeping over the passing of years. Pamela Anderson-Lee-no,-Anderson-no,-Lee-no,-Anderson does it by going down on a vagina cake. Happy birthday, Pammy!

As kindly recorded for posterity by our dear friends at tmz.com here is a just smashing photo of Pamela Anderson celebrating the day of her birth in a totally non-cliched and utterly unpredictable way. It was held in Las Vegas. But you know that already, right?

What I wanna know, though, is if that's the "sweet section", as tmz suggests, what the hell does the rest of the cake taste like?

That question's rhetorical, by the way.

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