Pamela Anderson's gentleman caller makes transition from john to fiance

When a story is as fast-moving and multi-layered as the Pamela-Anderson-To-Wed-Nightvision-Guy one, certain details can slip through our normally rigorous in-house checking procedures, and so it is that Lost in Showbiz can only apologise for neglecting to mention that the impossibly romantic backstory that appears to underpin the couple's impending lifelong union.