Pale and interesting

A big bow and some beads from Love Sex Money Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP

A shawl has been built into this dress. That's called design know-how Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AP

Love Sex Money jumps on the lace bandwagon with this cream-coloured dress Photograph: Matteo Bazzi/EPA

If she flapped hard enough she could probably fly with those ... Photograph: Matteo Bazzi/EPA

Strange ruffles abound on this skirt. And we're not going to say anything about the top except for this: as a designer, attention seeking will probably get you everywhere Photograph: Matteo Bazzi/EPA

I would call this a power-puff skirt from Agatha Ruiz de la Prada Photograph: Matteo Bazzi/EPA

... and this model's vest reminds me of tight, rubber bathing caps for some reason Photograph: Matteo Bazzi/EPA

A glitzy top from Massimo Rebecchi. (Do you think Massimo is related to Toadfish Rebecchi of 'Neighbours' fame?) Photograph: Matteo Bazzi/EPA

More glamour from Rebecchi Photograph: Matteo Bazzi/EPA

A 'Jetsons' inspired tunic top and gloves that make the model's hands look like that of a mannequin from Mila Schon Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP

A dress with absolutely no structure at all Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP

If only we'd seen this hideous thing yesterday when we were doing our freaky Milan round-up Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP