We bumped into Lily Allen last night, while she was out and about celebrating her debut on the Pyramid stage. Tagging along, we got backstage at the Killers, met the nice Mr Alex Turner and along the way, learnt the following:
Lily's Mini Cooper was parked directly behind the mainstage and the alarm went off during the Killers gig further polluting the terrible sound quality.
Friday night for Lily was spent wearing a mushroom costume while Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys wore her infamous Dinosaur outfit.
Her dad was quite keen to join Lily onstage but her "team" were under strict instructions not to let him get anywhere near.
She was keen to impress upon us that she wanted to watch the Magic Numbers but after the fifth or sixth time of saying this, we began to suspect she was being sarcastic.
The Specials' Terry Hall went awol prior to his planned duet with Lily Allen and only resurfaced in the nick of time.
And the rest, we're afraid, is pretty much unprintable.
