Are you a self-entitled, over sensitive and passionate individual that's looking for a job in Dublin?
Well you may be in luck because a Smithfield based bar is looking to hire an 'experienced snowflake' to join their team - and if this job posting offends you then you're perfect for the role!
Oscars bar has posted the new job listing on their Facebook page and if you're looking to apply then you need to have a maximum of five years Millenial experience.
And if you're worried about working with a team - don't. Most of your work will be done alone, anonymously and from your bedroom.
Some of the key aspects of the role include:
Extensive experience in using a smartphone required - the more time you spend on it while working, the better.
Taking selfies throughout the working day - it doesn't matter what the situation you better get that picture.
Thorough knowledge of all social media - if it's up and coming and your like-minded friends can complain on it, you need to know about.
Typing skills - All those comments, one star reviews and angry letters need to be produced quickly.
Experience required:
- Absolutely no resilience whatsoever
- No willingness to consider controversial or opposing views
- Over confidence and naive ambitions
- Self-righteousness and indignation
