'Inspired by John Terry's Champions League example, Oscar and the rest of the Chelsea squad get in on Ellen's Academy Awards selfie,' smirks Matt ByronPhotograph: Photomontage'Juan Mata did his best not to look too upset as Oscar won José Mourinho's heart,' sobs Rick SmithPhotograph: Photomontage'Simple but effective - both the player and this effort,' reckons Bill ThompsonPhotograph: Photomontage
'When I was young, there was only one Oscar, and he lived in a can,' growls Chris AllenPhotograph: Photomontage'Making his own way to an Oscar party, Torres displayed his usual inability to find the target,' hoots Enna CooperPhotograph: Photomontage'Never noticed this before, but is it just me or does John Terry look a lot like Bert? And Lampard like Ernie? Doppelgangers all round!' sniggers Keith Lyons, riffing on Oscar the Grouch.Photograph: Photomontage'At Chelsea, first you get loadsa mahney, then you get the power,' tottles John O'DonnellPhotograph: Photomontage'Leo’s latest movie role is another transparent attempt to finally get his hands on an Oscar,' chuckles Richard Biggs.Photograph: PhotomontageAnd Ged Parker did not include a caption, and did his picture of Wayne Rooney rather than Oscar. Other than that, good effortPhotograph: Photomontage
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