Yes, before any of you suspect that I'm one of those Americans who suffers from an irony deficit, I know: This is a joke. But it made me laugh. I spotted this on Digg, where I was checking out the cool bigspy app on their lab site. It's on the Mac Rumors forums. This is what someone thinks will be part of the next release of Mac OS X.
- Newly integrated "Spite" application can detonate the heads of Zune users within a 10 mile radius via wifi technology.
- New feature in the Finder enables you to find the your car keys, phone numbers to ex-girlfriends and missing children. Thats right.... car keys too.
- The new 4D dock interacts with users via a newly discovered dimension. Now the dock only appears when a user thinks about using it!
Or my favourite. "Calculator 10.6 allows users to divide by zero." Hey, it's a Monday. I needed a good laugh. If reality was no object, what features would you include in your next gen OS? A real time machine?
