I’m pretty sure there was a baseball game played between the Baltimore Orioles and Toronto Blue Jays on Friday night. Maybe. Between all the shenanigans and tomfoolery, that is.

In one of the strangest, most off-the-rails baseball games I’ve ever seen, Friday night’s game between the Orioles and Blue Jays featured an incredibly high level of nonsense and buffoonery more befitting a circus than a ballpark. From incredibly illegal bodychecks to thrown water bottles and a very NSFW rant from Brandon Hyde for reasons unknown, this game had nearly everything.

Let’s stop wasting time and get into it, shall we?