Nov. 09--Republican presidential candidates will gather Tuesday night in Milwaukee for the latest GOP primary debate. To help the Fox Business Network moderators, I have compiled a list of acceptable questions:
1) ____________
That's all. No questions are acceptable.
If we learned anything from the last debate and the chaotic weeks that followed, it's that questions -- with their inherently secular progressive agenda -- place an undue burden on those running for public office. They must be stopped.
Because of questions, one of the GOP front-runners, Ben Carson, has had to spend time vehemently assuring the American people that he did, in fact, attempt to stab someone and also tried to attack his mother with a hammer. That has unfairly distracted the candidate from telling voters about how the pyramids were geometrically curious grain silos and how the Founding Fathers had no political experience, despite what secular progressives or actual details of the Founding Fathers' political careers might tell us.
Carson blames sudden interest in the veracity of his life story, around which he has built his presidential campaign, on the "secular progressive movement." The term "secular progressive" is a polite way of saying "godless liberal heathen," and was made popular by Fox News pundit Bill O'Reilly. (I would ask O'Reilly if that's true, but asking a question would be secularly progressive of me.)
After the last GOP debate, during which the CNBC moderators embarrassed themselves by speaking in sentences that attempted to elicit information, considerable anger was directed at the liberal mainstream America-hating politically correct secular progressive media.
But the moderators themselves were not the real culprits. It was the queries coming from the moderators' mouth holes that were to blame.
Questions, aside from being secular progressives, are inherently biased because they require politicians to know something about something, an expectation that has proved time and again to be measurably unfair.
