End of financial year (EOFY) sales have my heart. I’m a bargain bitch, so I thrive on saving my pretty pennies until I can unleash full-force in June. And tbh, one of the categories that I think you should never skip past is sex toys. These baddies turn an already fun time (the sales, stay focussed) into a pleasure fest — literally.
The legends over at Moments have heard our pleas, and are giving it to us reallll good this sale season, with up to 50% off all its vibrators and select condoms. I’ve had a suss, and I’m pleased to report that this sale isn’t only hotter than Violet and Xaden’s sexual tension in Fourth Wing (too niche?), but one of its best vibes is over 30 per cent off.
Vibin’ is a small, super approachable toy, discreet enough to stash in your bedside drawer or slip in your carry-on for a lil’ holiday fun, and it can be used to send it solo or bring your boo into the mix. Its soft curves and unique shape is designed to hit all the erogenous zones, from your nips to your clit. And the raving reviews confirm it all.
This vibe has 10 different settings, so you can play around with what works best for your body. Like to start off with a soft hum and build it up to the point where your vag feels like it’s gonna fall off? Or maybe you like a steady, pulsating rhythm. Either way, Vibin’s your gal. Plus, with up to two hours of use when it’s fully charged, you can go to town ‘til the cows come home. It’s USB rechargeable, so no fiddly batteries — just plug it in and you’re ready for round two.
It’s made from waterproof soft silicone, so you can bring your new bestie into the shower with you and get extra wet, if you know what I mean. It also comes with a remote control, so if you and your partner want to get extra naughty, you can relinquish control and let your partner do with it what they will (just don’t replicate The Ugly Truth’s vibrating knickers dinner date scene).
If you’re using your vibe as a prop for foreplay, Moments’ has a bunch of fun condoms to spice up your sexcapades, too. There’s chocolate and cola flavoured condoms, if you’re into foodplay — minus the mess. Hey, if you can turn your partner into a chocolate log or cola icy pole, why wouldn’t you?
Fancy a second toy while you’re shopping? While the CEO isn’t large, she’s definitely in charge. Yes, I’m talking about a vibrator, not your boss’ boss’ boss. Shaped like a tongue, this palm-sized vibe is the ideal shape for peak external stimulation and vulva pleasure. Or, if you wanna get wild while ridin’, the Baddie cock ring has vibrating rabbit ears, stimulating both yourself and your partner for a mind-blowing O. Giddy up, cowboy!
I wish you a happy mazzin’ sesh, dear friend. And once you’re keen to keep the party for two buzzing, we’ve found even more sex toys for couples of any gender.
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