Once is a mistake, twice is...

Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys has done it again. Monkey fans will remember an incident last June when motormouth Keys thought the cameras had stopped running and gave this verdict on Scotland's European Championship qualifying win over the Faroe Islands: "Daft little ground, silly game, fuck off". Alas for Keys, coverage might have been cut on Sky Sports 1 - but it wasn't on Sky Sports 1's high-definition channel. Well, here he is caught off-guard again swearing live on air during the build up to the Premiership title showdown two weeks ago. "Fuck me", says Keys to his producer, Barney. Monkey was thinking the same thing. To be fair to Keys, he wasn't to know the footage was still being beamed into Australia on Fox Sports 3. A quick thinking move from the gallery to an ad break saved him further embarrassment. Monkey wants to know what it was Keys couldn't get in though. Answers on the back of a banana skin please.