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Olivier Giroud | The Gallery

Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
Mike Taylor dishes up the first of several Oliver Twist-themed entries Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
'Please Sir, can I play some more?' begs Travis Highrise Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
'Olivier Giroud certainly has very big shoes to fill at Arsenal,' states the stating-the-obvious Rowan Averill Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
Gavin McCoy is a Looney Tunes fan: 'Move over Wile E Olivier, Roadrunnin' Walcott's coming though!' Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
Philippa Booth presents the Fab Four. But why is Santi Cazorla looking so glum? Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
Up pops the inevitable cow's arse and banjo entry, thanks to Will Buckland Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
You want a barn door too? James PK obliges: 'Arsène revelled in his purchase from the local free ads: "One barn, ideal for target practice. Rarely hit. Email fernando9@chelseafc.co.uk"' Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
And how about a reference to breaking some ducks? This courtesy of Gareth Roberts Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
'Olivier wouldn't have to worry about going hungry in front of goal any longer, now that he'd fallen in with the Arsène-ful Dodger and his unlikely squad of misfits,' bleats Brian Quinn Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
Phil Culleton, meanwhile, presents the Artful Goal Dodger Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
'Having brought Olivier the Troubadour all the way from Montpellier, Languedoc, King Arsène the Wenger was displeased to hear a ballad o' bum notes,' declares the equally regal-sounding Samuel Scott-Moncrieff Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
'Elementary, my dear Olivier ... put the ball in the back of the net', chirps Jacob Saheb Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
Peter Stadden's effort has us lost for words, so it's a good thing he wrote a caption: 'Here's Olivier "Giroo" with his "Joey", Barton' Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Andreas Helin
'Does Olivier has psychic powers? His partnership with Theo is the real deal,' reports Andreas Helin (MSc Psych) Photograph: Photomontage
Gallery: Olivier Giroud: The Gallery: Olivier Giroud
Jonathan Oguntona rounds things off and shows off by managing to combine Oliver Twist and broken ducks into the same entry Photograph: Photomontage
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