Mike Taylor dishes up the first of several Oliver Twist-themed entriesPhotograph: Photomontage'Please Sir, can I play some more?' begs Travis HighrisePhotograph: Photomontage'Olivier Giroud certainly has very big shoes to fill at Arsenal,' states the stating-the-obvious Rowan AverillPhotograph: Photomontage
Gavin McCoy is a Looney Tunes fan: 'Move over Wile E Olivier, Roadrunnin' Walcott's coming though!'Photograph: PhotomontagePhilippa Booth presents the Fab Four. But why is Santi Cazorla looking so glum?Photograph: PhotomontageUp pops the inevitable cow's arse and banjo entry, thanks to Will BucklandPhotograph: PhotomontageYou want a barn door too? James PK obliges: 'Arsène revelled in his purchase from the local free ads: "One barn, ideal for target practice. Rarely hit. Email fernando9@chelseafc.co.uk"'Photograph: PhotomontageAnd how about a reference to breaking some ducks? This courtesy of Gareth RobertsPhotograph: Photomontage'Olivier wouldn't have to worry about going hungry in front of goal any longer, now that he'd fallen in with the Arsène-ful Dodger and his unlikely squad of misfits,' bleats Brian QuinnPhotograph: PhotomontagePhil Culleton, meanwhile, presents the Artful Goal DodgerPhotograph: Photomontage'Having brought Olivier the Troubadour all the way from Montpellier, Languedoc, King Arsène the Wenger was displeased to hear a ballad o' bum notes,' declares the equally regal-sounding Samuel Scott-MoncrieffPhotograph: Photomontage'Elementary, my dear Olivier ... put the ball in the back of the net', chirps Jacob SahebPhotograph: PhotomontagePeter Stadden's effort has us lost for words, so it's a good thing he wrote a caption: 'Here's Olivier "Giroo" with his "Joey", Barton'Photograph: Photomontage'Does Olivier has psychic powers? His partnership with Theo is the real deal,' reports Andreas Helin (MSc Psych)Photograph: PhotomontageJonathan Oguntona rounds things off and shows off by managing to combine Oliver Twist and broken ducks into the same entryPhotograph: Photomontage
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