The funniest standup I’ve ever seen …
Ahir Shah. I wonder if he’s ever going to see this? Hi, Ahir! You’re very good!
The funniest sketch I’ve ever seen …
Job Stealing Robots’ sketch about playing devil’s advocate, where one of them just acts like Satan’s attorney. It is the best thing.
The funniest TV show I’ve ever seen …
I like Chewing Gum and Lady Dynamite, but I love 45-minute Vine compilations.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had …
A man once shouted that he didn’t like Mikhail Gorbachev. It was silly of him because Mikhail Gorbachev is bae.
The funniest meal I’ve ever eaten …
A friend once ordered “eggs” from an English menu of a Russian restaurant. In Russian, “eggs” means two things the same way “balls” does in English. Long story short, his omelette tasted a whole lot like bull testicles.
The funniest item of clothing I’ve owned …
A T-shirt with a pug in full military uniform. My friend got it for me and we call it “soldier dog”. I have written five sketches about it.
The funniest hairstyle I’ve ever had …
A boyfriend once told me that I’d look terrible with a fringe, so I got a fringe the day after we broke up. It looked horrible, so I dyed it blue, and that looked even worse. I didn’t have sex that whole year.
The funniest number …
The number of times I call your dad until he finally picks up.
Olga Koch is at Soho Theatre, W1, Monday 12 to 19 January; touring to 23 March
