It's always a pleasure to welcome a new face in the world of paid-for Hello! magazine spreads, so let's say a big COME AND JOIN THE FAMILY to Sudanese-teddy-bear-gaffe-Miss, Gillian Gibbons, who graces this week's issue.
It's hard to know whether Gillian thought she could get away unnoticed with a champagne-clinking "at home" in the celebrity Bible now that things have died down, but the pictures show her giggling with her kids, cat, and crystal glasses, as well as posing in what appears to be a sunset-kissed rockery.
Revelations-wise? Not a lot, other than that she's considering taking a teddy to her next exotic teaching post. "It's a standard teaching tool in the national curriculum", apparently.
"There's a wonderful world out there," Gillian says. "Asking me to stop travelling would be like asking Picasso to stop painting."
I suspect it would be qualitatively different, but we shall leave it there.