Folks, we’re almost at December 1, which is a very, very important date. Why? Because it’s the inaugural beginning-of-the-advent-calendar-unboxing day. And for those of you who adore toying with Santa’s naughty list, we’ve discovered a bunch of sex toy advent calendars if you wanna add a little ~spice~ to your silly season antics.
Brands including Lovehoney, Normal, Wild Secrets and Adulttoymegastore are some of the sex toy companies that are filling Santa’s sack with naughty stocking stuffers.
While we do love a classic food advent calendar (typically chocolate), we don’t blame you for wanting an advent calendar that’s a little more ~adult~. We’ve rounded up eight of the best sex toy advent calendars that you can get your horny little mitts on right now, because while coming early isn’t usually an enjoyable experience, it sure is when it comes to Christmas.
Let’s get into it, shall we?
8 Sex Toy Advent Calendars For All You Filthy Animals
Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar (24 Day)
The Lovehoney Couple’s 24 Day Advent Calendar may just be the spicy brand’s most kinky sex toy advent calendar yet. It’s filled with toys from Lovehoney (ofc), Womanizer and We-Vibe that’ll bring both of you equal amounts of pleasure, from remote control vibrators to accessories that’ll bring you closer then ever (literally and figuratively).
Image: Lovehoney.
Normal The Advent Calendar
Our mates over at Normal have released their first ever advent calendar, and we couldn’t be more excited. Valued at over $1,100, this calendar is loadeddd with sex toys. Whether you’re going at it solo or with a partner, the 12 days leading up to Christmas are going to be your favourite.
Note: The Advent Calendar is currently on pre-order and will be dispatched on the first week of December. So this way you can’t peek at what’s inside early!
Image: Normal.
Ann Summers 12 Nights Of Exploration Calendar
The 12 days of Christmas look a little different here. Instead of a partridge in a pear tree, your animal of choice is a rabbit… in vibrator form. Ann Summers’ 12 Nights Of Exploration Calendar is filled to the brim with all sorts of vibes, and an orgasm gel to go along with them. I’m intrigued!
Image: Ann Summers.
Ann Summers 12 Nights of Temptation Calendar
If Ann Summers’ Exploration Calendar isn’t enough for you, why not dial it up with the 12 Nights Of Temptation Calendar? In this spicy Christmas treat you’ll find seven luxury sex toys, three accessories and two oils. Perfect for anyone wanting to shake up the bedroom a little bit.
Want to meet in the middle of the two sex toy advent calendars? The 12 Nights Of Seduction is a great halfway point.
Image: Ann Summers.
Lovehoney Romance Advent Calendar (12 Day)
This is the sex toy advent calendar you told your shitty battery-operated vibrator not to worry about. It’s filled with toys galore from brands including Lovehoney, Womanizer and We-Vibe, so you know you’re in for a treat.
Image: Lovehoney.
Adulttoymegastore The Naughty & Nice Advent Calendar
Adulttoymegastore doesn’t play around when it comes to their Christmas sex toy advent calendar. It includes six different vibrators, a bunch of kinky accessories, and games to get you going. And while the packaging is super cute, it’s the inside that counts… and you won’t be disappointed.
Image: Adulttoymegastore.
Wild Secrets Signature 24 Piece Advent Calendar
While 24-day advent calendars are usually on the more expensive side, this one from Wild Secrets is on the more affordable end of the scale. And that doesn’t mean it’s gonna be unfulfilling. With 11 sex toys, bondage accessories and more, you’re in for a wild ride.
Image: Wild Secrets.
Satisfyer Advent 4 Piece Christmas Gift Set
Featuring two sex toys — one for him and one for her — a surprise set of sexy lingerie from Penthouse and a toy storage bag, this gift set is designed to make foreplay all the sweeter.
Image: Wild Secrets.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
Image Credit: Normal / How The Grinch Stole Christmas
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