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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
World
Oliver Burkeman

Obama-worship not getting out of hand in any way whatsoever

Sleep soundly and awake to a brand new day for America in Obama Pajamas, Ojamas! Ojamas are two-piece sets available in navy blue or white featuring the 2-inch campaign logo of the presumptive democratic nominee evenly spaced from top to bottom in and attractive "step and repeat" pattern.

McCain supporters will not be marketing any equivalent pajamas, because McCain wears nothing in bed save an invisible but impenetrable shield of WISDOM and EXPERIENCE.

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