The winner of the Nickelodeon Junior Time for a Rhyme new nursery rhyme competition.
Baker Tony baked a pizza, Very round and thin, He said he added olives, But he never put them in. The stuff that he had grated, And sprinkled on to please, Was only yellow sawdust, Although he called it cheese, The rich tomato topping, Was nothing more than dye, So Baker Tony's pizza, Made all the children cry.
By Angela Martin, aged 57 (Via The past; present and future.)