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Ilona Baliūnaitė

“Nothing Weird About Your Attraction To Minors”: 81 Of The Wildest Takes About Men

By now, you may have already heard about ‘Not How Girls Work’ — the online group that collects the most ridiculous and infuriating takes about women you can find on the internet.

But men aren’t immune to stereotypes either. Whether it’s thinking only about sex or not being able to express emotions, society has come up with plenty of strange ideas about how they are supposedly programmed to think and act.

And there’s a community dedicated to calling those out, too. The subreddit ‘Not How Guys Work’ isn’t an opposition to ‘Not How Girls Work’—it simply recognizes that people sometimes get men wrong as well.

#1 That's Not How Our "Masculinity" Works But Okay

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#2 Seriously, Isabella?

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#3 I Was Not Born With An Egg Meter, Personally. Should I Be Worried?

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#4 What

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#5 Found This Gem

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#6 Wow, Just Wow

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#7 Crying At Your Wedding Is Gay Now, Fellas

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#8 If You Find Yourself A Wife You’ll Turn Into A Woman

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#9 Hey Guys Is It Gay To Have Eyelashes

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#10 Nope I’m Leaving Bye

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#11 Lighthearted Post To Make Fun Of

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#12 The Call Is Coming From Inside The Prison Cell

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#13 Masculine Peak

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#14 This Will Always Be A Classic One

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#15 Husband Fixed

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#16 That's Not How DNA Or Anything Works

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#17 Is This A Thing?

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#18 Because All Guys Are Insecure?

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#19 This Is Straight Up Homophobic And Not Funny Even If Satire

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#20 Just Biology Fellas

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#21 Is It Gay To Love Your Female Wife?

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#22 Fellas, Is It Gay To Be Creative?

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#23 Men

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#24 R/Feminism Is Something Else

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#25 Weird Guy Claims He Can Consciously Smell When A Woman Is Ovulating. Not How Girls Work Poaches The Post

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#26 Simple Creatures, Can't Read And Process More Than One Thing At A Time

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#27 Ranking System

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#28 Pretty Sure That's Just Genetics

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#29 Guys Who Don't Want To Date Single Mothers Are Secretly Gay?

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#30 Wow, Just Wow

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#31 Til Eating Sushi Is A Feminine Trait

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#32 Feminine Act?

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#33 FBI Open Up

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#34 If U Act Like A Dad She Failed As Wife

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#35 Boys Don’t Cry

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#36 I've Heard Both

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#37 Can Confirm I Am Always Preoccupied With Empire (Rise Of Kingdoms)

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#38 The Classic "Men Can't Be Friends With Women"

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#39 Saw On R/Starterspack Thought It Belonged Here As Well

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#40 Her Mind vs. His (Apparently)

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#41 “The System Is Literally Created To Make Everyman Rich!”

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#42 Another Person Expecting Guys To Always Be Unfaithful

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#43 Bro

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#44 Fellas, Is It Gay To Sleep With Your Wife?

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#45 "Why Does Nobody Take The Sexualization Of Men Seriously :((("

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#46 Guys, Is It Gay To Care About Your Appearance?

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#47 We’re More Than Overgrown Children

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#48 We're Made To Protect There To Birth And Nuture

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#49 That’s… Not How Basic Biology Works

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#50 Boys, Is It Wrong To Find Women Attractive And Start A Family When They’re 30?

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#51 Cause You Know What All Men Find Attractive

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#52 Is This Accurate?

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#53 Yeahhh…. That’s Not Really How That Works

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#54 Guys Are Gonna Cheat, Yeh? Sure

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#55 Men Can You Control Your Lust Long Enough To Not Talk To Women

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#56 If You Love Someone Then You’re Weaaakk

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#57 Lady, I Just Want To Play My Video Game

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#58 Apparently, A Husband Cannot Be Handsome And Smart. That'd Be Just Too Much

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#59 Not How Guys Or Girls Work???

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#60 Like This Ain’t Cool Yo. Clearly Some Problems About Gender We Have To Work Out. Short Men Are Born Short. It’s Genetic. It’s Ok. Relax

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#61 Does This Belong Here? I Really Don't Know Anymore

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#62 I Guess All Women Have 2+ Hours To Get Ready For Work

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#63 The Boys Do Not Know

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#64 Uhh... No? Because I Genuinely Don't Listen To Taylor Swift

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#65 Woman Thinks Some Pretty Colours Will Ruin A Man

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#66 As Long As There’s No Stds, It Really Doesn’t Matter

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#67 Men Don’t Have Hips, Apparently…

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#68 Yoo Being Gay Is Misogynistic Now

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#69 I Don't Even Know What To Say About This. Incredible

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#70 Single Men Can’t Even Have Dogs Now

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#71 I Guess Men Are Supposed To Watch Horror Movies With Their Faces Like Squidward’s House

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#72 What Are Your Thoughts On This?

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#73 Guys Are Responsible For How Women Present Themselves

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#74 Found This Interesting Claim. Might Also Be Ableist As Well

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#75 Men Are Only Masculine When They're Dehydrated

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#76 I Honestly Worry For People Who Say Stuff Like This

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#77 Shout Out To All The People Who Aren't Allowed To Have Phones On Them

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#78 Definitely Not How Guys Work

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#79 Since When Does Anyone Put Emojis In Folder Names?

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#80 Guys Are Never Single

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#81 Tell Me You Don't Understand Men Without Saying It Directly

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