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Monkey

Not so bootiful Xmas

Worried about cooking the Christmas turkey this year? Concerned you might overcook it or - the horror! - leave it not done enough? Fear not, meat eaters, the good people of women's website goodtoknow.co.uk have just launched a Christmas channel, sponsored by Bernard Matthews Farms, with an innovative interactive Turkey Timer. Men can also cook the Christmas turkey, Monkey would like to point out, or perhaps you would like to choose something vegetarian? Anyway, Monkey does not know if the Turkey Timer also counts down exactly how long it would take for anyone to decide to buy a Bernard Matthews turkey.

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