Nose to nose: a long-running debate finally settled

Least taxing but most entertaining question at Hay so far: who has the prettier nose, Jane Birkin or Brigitte Bardot? Birkin recalled lying with Bardot and saying, "Oh, you've got such a pretty nose." BB: "Oh, no, you do", JB: "No you do." BB, putting us all out of our misery, answered: "Oh yes, that's true." But is it? You decide. Just to put an end to it.