Nine reasons why Ballyfermot is probably the worst place in Dublin

First off, everyone is terrible and would never help you or the community out in any way

We're not really known for our local delicacies

We legitimately have the worst breakfast rolls going

We definitely don't walk our animals enough

But we do feed them well

We're absolutely crap at sport

Andy Reid (INPHO/Cathal Noonan)

Cristiano Ronaldo clashes with Willo Flood (John Peters/Manchester United via Getty Images)

We've had very little impact on television

We definitely can't dance

And we're terrible singers

Ballyfermot heroes The Fureys (Heinrich Klaffs)

So, do yourself a favour, don't bother ever coming to Ballyfermot. There's nothing worth your time here.

(This is a shoot: Ballyer's actually class, and the community does so much for each other. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. From a proud Ballyer native.)

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